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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

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adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

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lacigreen:

imnotinchoirforareason:

hunters-of-gallifrey:

thepasta-nerada:

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

nostopdasgay:

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On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

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A “male”:

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Or even a lamp:

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oh yes, especially a lamp.

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WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

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WHAT IS GOING ON

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It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.

OH MY GOD

a+ thread.

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cutely-perverted:

vagisodium:

I will never not find this funny

😭😂

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

azariel888:

*snickers*

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Yesterdays fleamarker finds~

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

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unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

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cockslutkirk:

am i kicked out of the fandom yet

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fawnyy:

* he guards my bedroom

kingcheddarxvii:

martininamerica:

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

This is big news!!

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illhater:

Preparing to head back to your bedroom from the kitchen like:image

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